Wednesday, November 14, 2012

On Aging

As you know, each passing year constitutes a gradually diminishing fraction of our age. For example, if you advance from age 4 to age 5, that year represented 1/4 of your life. When you advance from age 5 to 6, that year was 1/5 of your life, and so forth.

So our perceptual model of time can be modeled as

perceptual time(x) = 1/x

To find someone's perceptual age we take the integral (adding 1 since we're born at age 0)

perceptual age(x) = ∫ 1/x dx = log(x + 1)

To get an answer on the scale of years, we'll need to normalize by the expected age of a male, which is 75.5 years in the united states (of course, the expectation of my age will be different given that I have already made it to 30, but let's ignore that)

perceptual age(x) = log(x + 1) / log(75.5 + 1) * 75.5

.. which means that, even though I turned 30 today, I'm actually already 60 perceptual years old. Now we've all got a nice closed-form analytic method for calculating how depressed we should be on our birthdays!

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

"Cloudfist" Released!

Just released - Brian Vaughn and I are pleased to present our latest album, "Cloudfist" - a mix of some serious originals and some entertaining covers (mad world, lady gaga, a perfect circle).

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Kiss From A Rose Video Finished!

The Kiss from a Rose cover video is finally done! Check out Brian doing his finest Seal impression.

Starring: Brian Vaughn as Brian Vaughn
Video Editing: Ori Ratner
Video Direction: David Wingfield
Music: Pilotless Drone (aka Brian, me, and Aaron Sharpes)

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Monday, March 28, 2011


So Brian and I finished a really heavy tune called "Cloudfist". This one's got metal written all over it -- Meshuggah, Cloudkicker, Tool.

Download it!

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Future - remix 2!

I decided to rerecord guitars and redo drums for my remix of Brian's "Future" song. There are a great many versions of this song.

You can hear the original here, the original remix here, and brian's latest version of the original here.

Future remix 2-2 by sloafmaster

Click here to download the mp3