Wednesday, November 14, 2012

On Aging


As you know, each passing year constitutes a gradually diminishing fraction of our age. For example, if you advance from age 4 to age 5, that year represented 1/4 of your life. When you advance from age 5 to 6, that year was 1/5 of your life, and so forth.

So our perceptual model of time can be modeled as

perceptual time(x) = 1/x

To find someone's perceptual age we take the integral (adding 1 since we're born at age 0)

perceptual age(x) = ∫ 1/x dx = log(x + 1)

To get an answer on the scale of years, we'll need to normalize by the expected age of a male, which is 75.5 years in the united states (of course, the expectation of my age will be different given that I have already made it to 30, but let's ignore that)

perceptual age(x) = log(x + 1) / log(75.5 + 1) * 75.5


.. which means that, even though I turned 30 today, I'm actually already 60 perceptual years old. Now we've all got a nice closed-form analytic method for calculating how depressed we should be on our birthdays!


Tuesday, August 16, 2011

"Cloudfist" Released!

Just released - Brian Vaughn and I are pleased to present our latest album, "Cloudfist" - a mix of some serious originals and some entertaining covers (mad world, lady gaga, a perfect circle).

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Kiss From A Rose Video Finished!

The Kiss from a Rose cover video is finally done! Check out Brian doing his finest Seal impression.



Starring: Brian Vaughn as Brian Vaughn
Video Editing: Ori Ratner
Video Direction: David Wingfield
Music: Pilotless Drone (aka Brian, me, and Aaron Sharpes)

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Monday, March 28, 2011

CLOUDFIST

So Brian and I finished a really heavy tune called "Cloudfist". This one's got metal written all over it -- Meshuggah, Cloudkicker, Tool.

Download it!

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Future - remix 2!

I decided to rerecord guitars and redo drums for my remix of Brian's "Future" song. There are a great many versions of this song.

You can hear the original here, the original remix here, and brian's latest version of the original here.

Future remix 2-2 by sloafmaster

Click here to download the mp3

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Kiss From A Rose

It's always been a dream of mine to do a metal cover of Seal's "Kiss From A Rose". Now, with the help of the esteemed Brian Vaughn and Aaron Sharpes this dream has become reality. Have a listen:

Kiss from a rose mix 2 by sloafmaster

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Origin Theory Wrapup



I've gotten a couple requests to collect all the Origin Theory recordings together in one spot for people to see, so here they are!

The Band:
Stephanie Hossfeld - Vocals
Ori Ratner - Bass
Aaron Sharpes - Drums
Me - Guitars

These people also make appearances in some of these recordings and/or were involved in the writing:
Aaron Jacobs - Guitars, Origin Theory EP
Kyle Keady - Guitars, Cataclysm

Origin Theory - EP (download zip file of the entire EP here) - June, 2009
   Engineered by Chris Jackson and mixed by Kevin131

  1. All In You
  2. Volition
  3. Entropy
  4. Volution
Other songs / B-Sides, in order of production
   Engineered and mixed by me

  1. Cataclysm - September 14, 2008. The very first Origin Theory song.
  2. Entropy (acoustic) - October 4, 2008. An early all-acoustic rough demo of Entropy, which would later appear on the EP.
  3. Thrash Chop (video) - September 17, 2009. A silly re-remix of the instant classic rap chop
  4. Solace - November 3, 2009. This tune is a bit heavier and shows a major Opeth influence.
  5. Cyclic - November 21, 2009. The very first song we wrote after the EP was finished.
  6. The Myth - April 25, 2010. This song has a lot of 5's in it. Can you spot them all?
  7. Emergence - May 9, 2010. Acoustic guitar and voice.
  8. Release - June 6, 2010. First song done after the mixing workshop with kevin131.
  9. Nuance - July 30, 2010. The most epic of breakdowns.
  10. The Divide - November 15, 2010. The last one. Heavily inspired by melo death bands like Scar Symmetry and Soilwork.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

The Passive Dead - The Walking Dead Season 1

Ori finished the video for our cover of A Perfect Circle's "Passive" ! Check it out here:

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Cover of A Perfect Circle's "Passive"

Passive mix 1 by sloafmaster


Here's the original (bonus keanu flatline dialog to set the mood):



So, this song started out as part of the vaporware "Tapeworm" project between maynard, danny lohner, and trent reznor. In fact, it was a much heavier/darker song to start out with. Here's APC performing an early version



Anyhow, I thought this song would be cool as a heavier song so I wrote it as more of a modern rock/metal tune.

Monday, November 15, 2010

The last origin theory song!

Here's your very last dose of Origin Theory overindulgence. It's called "The Divide".

The Divide - mix 1 by sloafmaster

8 minutes of epic self-love. Enjoy.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Mad World Video!!!

Check out what Ori Ratner made!

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Mad World - Mix 3

Mad world mix 3 is here! Changes in this version:

  • Adjusted vocal levels throughout song
  • Added more attack to the kick drum
  • Used the UAD precision limiter to boost the levels of the whole song, hopefully without sucking the life out of it.

Monday, October 11, 2010

New Cover - "Mad World"

Just finished mixing a Tears for Fears cover called "Mad World" - (and, more recently, covered by Gary Jules). Vocals courtesy of the esteemed Brian Vaughn. Some new vocal and guitar effects on this one, check it out!

Mad world - Mix 2 by sloafmaster

Download link here

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Apartment Recording: Putting together songs on a decibel budget- Part I: The process

So I thought some folks might be interested in reading about someone's attempt to record songs with a very limited money, noise, space, and time budget. 

Disclaimer: It should be made clear that I'm still a complete n00b despite having been doing this kind of thing for about 10 years now. However, here's to hoping that these notes might serve to help someone else who's looking for some pragmatic advice on recording at home. Or, at the very least, it might motivate some more knowledgeable folks out there to dish out some protips in the comments section.

This series will be illustrated by a running example - an Origin Theory song that's been completely written, but hasn't been recorded yet. The posts will, therefore, follow the order of the recording process that I've been using. With that in mind, it's probably helpful to show you all, at a coarse level of granularity, how this all is going to go down.

The Process

To borrow a software development term, my recording process can best be described by the oft-made-fun-of Waterfall process. For those non-programmers out there, the Waterfall process was something a bunch of electrical engineers at IBM came up with in order to save a hopelessly out-of-control software project. In this process, requirements are fully thought out and documented before any code is written. This prevented those wild-eyed programmers (or their indecisive bosses) from changing what it is they're building after it was built. It did so by making requirements changes extremely costly if done after the requirements gathering phase. This process worked out very well to save that misguided IBM project.

With time, the industry probably realized that changing its mind is just part of the game. Nowadays, most sane software development is done using iterative processes (e.g. RUP, extreme programming, scrum, etc). These processes recognize that requirements continue to be refined and discovered as the product is being built. They have built-in steps to double back, re-evaluate, and potentially start over in a new direction every so often.

In my experience, an iterative process sucks for recording music. Sure, folks like Klayton from celldweller pride themselves on their massively iterative songwriting and recording cycles. However, it takes him years to finish a recording. You do want to get it done in a couple weeks, right?

In a nutshell, here are the phases an Origin Theory song goes through:
  1. Writing
  2. Project prep
  3. Record scratch guitars
  4. Record drums
  5. Practice vocals with scratch tracks
  6. Record bass
  7. Record real guitars
  8. Record vocals
  9. Compile and tune vocals
  10. Project cleanup
  11. Mix!
Notice that there are no repeated steps, save recording scratch and then real parts. The takeaways:
  • Write first! During recording, you'll pay a dear price for any changes to song structure / rhythms / etc. In general, the price will be greater the further down the list you are when the change is made.
  • Record scratch parts. Temporary stand-in parts (or "scratch" parts) can help you avoid unnecessary (or circular) dependencies and enable parallelism that otherwise would not be possible. For example, some drummers (including mine) like to play along to guitar parts during recording. However, I, as a guitarist, prefer laying my final guitar parts down over top of the final drums. We can both be satisfied if I record a low-fi (but well-played) temporary take.
  • Record final drums first. In heavier music, drums (and, to an extent, bass) provide the drive of the tune and set the rhythmic standard for the rest of the instruments. 
  • Parallelize. If more than band member has a basic recording set up, then they can potentially track their parts independently. If you use scratch tracks appropriately and set up the project well, you'll be able to share the project and merge in tracks from your bandmates as they come in.

Disclaimer: This process is specially adapted to my work habits and my band situation. For example, note step #5 - I do this because our vocalist and I tend to fiddle with the vocal parts once it comes time to record. By moving this earlier in the process, we can avoid tracking entire verses that might get rewritten.


Next time: We'll take a look at some song setup and guitar scratch tracks for THE FINAL (ORIGIN THEORY SONG)/(COUNTDOWN)

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

First post on the Rosetta Stone blog!

I wrote my first post for the RS blog! It's about how to design for unit testing in Flex. Check it out!

http://blog.rosettastone.com/2010/06/29/how-to-design-for-unit-testing-in-flex/

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Release - Mix 2!

Some minor tweaks to overall song dynamics as well as some corrective work on a couple bass and vocal parts.

Get it here!

Monday, May 24, 2010

New Origin Theory Song: "Release" - Mix 1

Mixed with the help and advice of master mix craftsman Kevin131 from Assembly Line Studios!

This is a pretty proggy tune some of you might have heard at the latest shows. Lots of Porcupine Tree-esque clean sections mixed with some metal interludes and, of course, finished with a Tool-style breakdown. Comments on the song and mix welcome.

Listen / download link here!